Saturday, February 28, 2009

Haha, i find this hilarious. 10 ways to order yr pizza ^^V
  1. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
  2. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
  3. Answer their questions with questions.
  4. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
  5. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
  6. Change your accent every three seconds.
  7. Rent a pizza.
  8. Imitate the order taker's voice.
  9. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
  10. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

Hell yeah, this cracked me up. Im so easily entertained. Things to do at a computer lab.

  1. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
  2. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly
  3. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
  4. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
  5. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
  6. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
  7. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.

I should totally try this, things to do in an elavator, or lift ah if u peepols dont knw wht an elevator is. Heh.

  1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
  2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
  3. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
    "I've got new socks on!"
  4. Meow occasionally.
  5. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
  6. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
  7. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy
  8. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
  9. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
  10. Bring a chair along.

Yes, kyla is easily entertained ppls. Enjoy :)

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