Haha, i find this hilarious. 10 ways to order yr pizza ^^V
- Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
- Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
- Answer their questions with questions.
- Ask what the order taker is wearing.
- Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
- Change your accent every three seconds.
- Rent a pizza.
- Imitate the order taker's voice.
- Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
- When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
Hell yeah, this cracked me up. Im so easily entertained. Things to do at a computer lab.
- Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
- Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly
- Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
- Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
- If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
- Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
- Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.
I should totally try this, things to do in an elavator, or lift ah if u peepols dont knw wht an elevator is. Heh.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on!" - Meow occasionally.
- Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
- Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy
- As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
- Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
- Bring a chair along.
Yes, kyla is easily entertained ppls. Enjoy :)

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